10 Shiny Quotes From Joss Whedon's Firefly And Serenity

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From the Series to the Big Damn Movie, we bring you 10 shiny quotes from our beloved Firefly. Not all your favorites will be here, as there are so many to choose from, but these are just a few.

MAL: SO NO MORE RUNNIN'. I AIM TO MISBEHAVE


Mal: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

{Serenity - movie}


WASH: OH GOD, OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE?


Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Mal: Define "interesting".

Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

{Serenity - movie}


SIMON: WELL, MY SISTER'S A SHIP. WE HAD A COMPLICATED CHILDHOOD.



Jubal Early: Where'd she go (referring to River Tam)?

Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me.

Jubal Early: You folks are all insane.

Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

{Firefly - Objects in Space}


KAYLEE: YES SIR, CAPTAIN TIGHT PANTS



Mal: Yeah, well just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery. And you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes sir, Captain Tight Pants.

{Firefly - Shindig}


MAL: MERCY IS THE MARK OF A GREAT MAN


Mal: "Mercy is the mark of a great man." [stabs Atherton Wing]

Mal: "Guess I'm just a good man." [stabs Atherton Wing]

Mal: "Well, I'm all right."

{Firefly - Shindig}



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ZOE: YOU FIND SOMEONE TO CARRY YOU


Tracey: "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that ... "

Zoe: " ... you find someone to carry you."

{Firefly - The Message}


RIVER: ALSO, I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BRAIN


River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

{Firefly - Trash}


JAYNE: PRETTY CUNNING DON'T YOU THINK?




Jayne: [about his mother's handmade hat] How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don't you think?

{Firefly - The Message}


WASH: CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL


Wash: Everything looks good from here.

Wash (dinosaur 1): Yes.. yes.. this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it.. this Land.

Wash (dinosaur 2): I think we should call it your grave!

Wash (dinosaur 1): Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Wash (dinosaur 2) : Ha, ha, ha.. mine is an evil laugh, now die!

Wash (dinosaur 1): Ahh, no God! Oh, dear god in heaven!

{Firefly - Serenity}


MAL: YOU CAN LEARN ALL THE MATH IN THE 'VERSE...


Mal: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.

River: I do. But I like to hear you say it.

Mal: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.

River: Storm's getting worse.

Mal: We'll pass through it soon enough.

{Serenity - movie}


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